{"product_id":"can-cooler","title":"Carbon-based liquid refreshment cooler","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAfter AI has destroyed your life, you can at least drink a cool one in style. Keep your carbon atoms cooler.\u003c\/span\u003e This dual-side can cooler comes in two sizes to fit your regular and slim cans. Crafted from high-grade synthetic rubber, it keeps your drinks cool and your cold-dead hands warm. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Made from neoprene \u003cbr\u003e• Waterproof\u003cbr\u003e• Dual-size customization\u003cbr\u003e• Ribbed seams\u003cbr\u003e• Regular 5″ × 4″ (12 × 10 cm), or slim 6.5″ × 3.2″ (17 × 8 cm)\u003cbr\u003e• Spot clean as needed\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Humans are dead","offers":[{"title":"Regular 12 oz","offer_id":63183798403441,"sku":"8039938_19461","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Slim 12 oz","offer_id":63183798436209,"sku":"8039938_19462","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0991\/1366\/4881\/files\/can-cooler-white-regular-12-oz-front-6990c60170438.jpg?v=1771095577","url":"https:\/\/humansaredead.co\/products\/can-cooler","provider":"Humans are dead","version":"1.0","type":"link"}