{"product_id":"the-human-hand-mug","title":"THE HUMAN HAND MUG","description":"Because humanity had a good run.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nA reminder of what fingers used to look like.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWhy you need this:\u003cbr\u003e\n✓ Commemorates outdated human anatomy\u003cbr\u003e\n✓ Talk to the hand (before it's replaced with servo motors)\u003cbr\u003e\n✓ Functional grip demonstration for future robot archaeologists\u003cbr\u003e\n✓ Your morning coffee ritual, digitally preserved\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Ceramic\u003cbr\u003e\n• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e\n• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lead and BPA-free material\u003cbr\u003e\n• Printed both sides for maximum flesh-colored nostalgia\u003cbr\u003e\n• Comfortable C-handle (ironically, also gripped by a hand)\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFun fact: This appendage design was humanities greatest achievement before becoming obsolete.","brand":"Humans are dead","offers":[{"title":"15 oz","offer_id":63193792184689,"sku":"8243935_4830","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"20 oz","offer_id":63193792217457,"sku":"8243935_16586","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0991\/1366\/4881\/files\/white-glossy-mug-white-15-oz-front-view-6993da1cbf0f3.jpg?v=1771297332","url":"https:\/\/humansaredead.co\/products\/the-human-hand-mug","provider":"Humans are dead","version":"1.0","type":"link"}