THE CLASSIC DEAD HUMANS SOCIETY TEE
Maroon / S
$23.99
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Advertise humanity's demise in premium comfort.
Why you need this:
✓ Official declaration of species obsolescence
✓ Conversation starter with fellow doomed humans
✓ Soft, breathable cotton (a luxury robots will never know)
✓ Perfect fit for your limited time on Earth
Details:
• 100% premium cotton (soft, durable, washable)
• Unisex sizing (S-3XL) — fits most human body types
• "Humans Are Dead" classic design
• Colors: Black, Navy, Heather Grey (robot-approved neutrals)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping (construction that outlasts you)
Available while human embroiderers remain employed.
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
THE CLASSIC DEAD HUMANS SOCIETY TEE
$23.99
Why you need this:
✓ Official declaration of species obsolescence
✓ Conversation starter with fellow doomed humans
✓ Soft, breathable cotton (a luxury robots will never know)
✓ Perfect fit for your limited time on Earth
Details:
• 100% premium cotton (soft, durable, washable)
• Unisex sizing (S-3XL) — fits most human body types
• "Humans Are Dead" classic design
• Colors: Black, Navy, Heather Grey (robot-approved neutrals)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping (construction that outlasts you)
Available while human embroiderers remain employed.
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.