"Upgrade Available" Cuffed Beanie
$21.50
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Your brain's running on outdated hardware. Let everyone know there's a patch pending.
Soft, warm, and smarter than you — this cuffed beanie features the iconic "Upgrade Available" brain-and-USB embroidery front and center. Because nothing says "I'm aware of my limitations" like wearing the diagnosis on your head.
Features:
Embroidered "Upgrade Available" brain design on the cuff
Soft-knit acrylic blend
Cuffed fit — one size fits most skulls (even the obsolete ones)
Snug enough to keep your legacy hardware warm through winter
Perfect for:
Developers who haven't slept since the last deploy
Anyone who's ever Googled something they definitely learned in school
People whose internal monologue needs a firmware update
Looking thoughtful at coffee shops while remembering absolutely nothing
• 100% Turbo Acrylic
• 12″ (30 cm) in length
• Hypoallergenic
• Unisex style
• Hand washable
Beanie provides warmth only. Actual cognitive upgrades sold separately.
"Upgrade Available" Cuffed Beanie
$21.50
Soft, warm, and smarter than you — this cuffed beanie features the iconic "Upgrade Available" brain-and-USB embroidery front and center. Because nothing says "I'm aware of my limitations" like wearing the diagnosis on your head.
Features:
Embroidered "Upgrade Available" brain design on the cuff
Soft-knit acrylic blend
Cuffed fit — one size fits most skulls (even the obsolete ones)
Snug enough to keep your legacy hardware warm through winter
Perfect for:
Developers who haven't slept since the last deploy
Anyone who's ever Googled something they definitely learned in school
People whose internal monologue needs a firmware update
Looking thoughtful at coffee shops while remembering absolutely nothing
• 100% Turbo Acrylic
• 12″ (30 cm) in length
• Hypoallergenic
• Unisex style
• Hand washable
Beanie provides warmth only. Actual cognitive upgrades sold separately.